wandkeepers:

Order of the Phoenix, ch. 13, p. 254. Hermione threatening to write to Mrs. Weasley after Fred and George test products on first-years. (requested by my-otps-are-better-than-yours)


ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

ocevns:

kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream


holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them


honoronher:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

(Source: vinegod)

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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ob2komario:

birdschoolforbirds:

birdschoolforbirds:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

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Fact:

http://i.imgur.com/kE7xE2P.gif

They actually did that.


fat-birds:

chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this :’)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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